Tagged By Azie Yanti ;D

Rules :
- Pick your birth month .
- Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you .
- Bold (or italicize) the best apply to you .
- Copy to your own blog , with all twelve months .
- Tag 10 people


January.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

February.
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

March.
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

April.
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

May.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attract others and love attention. Deep feelings.Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

June.
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills.Talkactive. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

July.
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

August.
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

September.
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings.Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

October.
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often .Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer . Opinionated. Does not care what others think . Emotional.Decisive . Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children

November.
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

December.
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor.



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MY RESULT: (P/S: Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you (Instead of using strike-trough, I'm colouring it grey)

May.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attract others and love attention. Deep feelings.Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination.Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.



I TAG:

1.Bryan
2.Mell
3.Darin
4.Hidney
5.Jane
6.Linus
7.Florence
8.Ren
9.Annabel
10.Vanessa

Life Is Unfair

What if...

one day you received a bad news that will change your life forever?

that you can only live for a short period

because that sickness is killing you slowly

for 2 years you have been battling for it

the doctor gave you medicine.. but it will only slow it down.
not cure it

and everytime you took that medicine
you feel nausea
you feel like hell

untill one point, you had enough

you give up, you stop taking that medicine, and you just let that sickness claim your life

You have no more prospect in life
You have no plans for the future
You just wait for your time to come

the only thing that keeps you going is your work
you get yourself busy with work
because that's the only thing you can focus on

you get tired when your family always ask for your concern
until one point, you just want to move to somewhere else
you just want to live in peace

What if..

someone special entered your life

who brings joy to your life

who love you unconditionally

who accepts you as you are
unperfect
full of flaws
but still that person loves you deeply and wholeheartedly

But..

you can't accept the love that that person want to give you

because you know, you will die soon

and it's unfair for that person to mourn for you

Day by day..

you keep on getting pressured

"Why can't you accept my love?"

You told that person:
"My life is unstable"
"I am too committed with my work"
"I have financial problems"

But it's juts a minor thing
If you love someone so much, you keep those thing aside

Thus, that person questioned you all the time

"I can't understand why?"
"Are you just playing with me?"
"Do you take me for granted?"

Until one day,

both of you had a big fight

so you have no option

but to tell the truth

"I have brain tumor"


and tears starts to flow..






That's life and its not perfect

5 Great Stuff To Do When Ur Bored

Hey YA!!

I'm back with a brand new she-eat-teas for bored student on holidays! Last time, I told you how to eat right...rite?

Here's the fun part

I bet most of us are stuck at home..doing nothing. Don't u get bored doing the same thing everyday..watching tv, online, etc etc..

Worry no more, I got some solution for ya'll! 5 to be exact... so enjoy ;)

She-eat-teas presents : 5 GREAT STUFF TO DO WHEN YOUR BORED

1. SOAK CORKS

Ahhhhh.. I have to admit.. Even I enjoy doing this activity. You might think, "What the f**k?!?" But the truth is, this is one of the most relaxing & fun thing to do when ur bored.

Where to get those corks? Plenty...
1) u can get them online. there's a lot of choice there. Some thick, some long, some dark, some fair.. it's really up to u!
2) go to ur local bar.. its everywhere! people just left em behind .. waiting for people like us to pick em up

Alrite.. so u got ur corks.. it's time to soak em!! Soak em really good.. make sure it's all wet. There are a lot of techniques to soak em.. like:
1) The vacuum : When soaking corks, make sure to soak all the air out, then soak it back with warm water. Do it over and over again.
2.) The jet-plane : Soak the corks slow and steady... then slowly gain more speed.
3) The deep-T : Start by soaking it from the top... after that, slowly& gently soak the corks till u reach the very end..

How do u know if ur done? Wait for the cork to squirt some water.. and ur done with ur soaking! Walla!

*My Grandma told me..ever since she lost her teeth, she gets better at soaking corks! Heh.. apparently, u soak corks better if u don't have teeth..weird eh?*

2. EAT & PUKE

Do you eat to live or live to eat? Whatever! Main line is.. everyone eats! No one gets bored with it..rite??

SO....go and Eat Eat Eat... u don't have to worry about gaining weight, cos once u feel full.. just PUKE!
Yeap... puke that fat out! After that, eat again.. and puke some more. Fun eh? I know rite ;D

3. GET A LIPOSUCTION

So u still think ur fat? Fair enough. Get a lipo then.. or tummy tuck, whichever u likey. How come it's fun? It's not.. it's actually full of pain..and yikes... Monster Needle!! *faint*

WTF where's the fun part then?


It's post-lipo... after ur done sucking out the fatty tissue from ur system! That's the fun part... getting people jealous with ur pretty body ;D *ahaks*

4. COCK FIGHTS

What could be more fun than watching men fighting each other's cock? Too bad.. it's illegal. U can get jail if u participate in such activity. But... most people do it behind the closet

Or.. U can watch it online. Forget the address.. but it's sorta like "..tube" something. Just make sure u go to the proper channel ;D

5. HUMP THE WALL

Yes! Hump the wall! Hump Hump Hump

I just let u go crazy with ur imagination okay.. ;D

Let the picture do the talking:

*He's liking it*



So there you go.. try em all out okeh!
Hopefully school hols won't be so boring after all ;)



She-eat-teas : I have a seemingly dirty mind

Bryan Aldridge is Christian Siriano's Manwhore ;D

1. Snap / post 3 pictures of yourself, that you think is sexy.

2. It doesn't have to be revealing or showing lots of skin...maybe u think ur smile is sexy.. just post it!!

3. Explain why you think each picture is sexy..

4. Tag 5 more friends!

5. Happy Sexy-ing!!! ;D


Below is my tagged request.. Happy Drooling people ;D
Btw ..I tag Ricky,Mell,Yana,Yoe and Linus ;D Hikhikhik ;p

FROM BRYAN ALDRIDGE (http://bryanaldridge.blogspot.com)
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Hakhakhak.. Ok2.. So here's my reply. Hope ur happy Beach XD

1. This is weird & embarrassing at the same time.. but it's the only pic I have whereby u can seemingly see my underwear (yikes). No further comment ;P







2. Here, the attitude is sexy. Nuff said






3. This is my recent snap. Hmm.. I dunno.. I guess the smile is somewhat sexy? No? Heh... but I do look more feminine here :D .Blame the hair :P



She-eat-teas: Stop laughing :P

Mell, Bryan, Azie, Jane, Hidney.. ur tag!!

To the owner of this blog:

http://mellvynm.blogspot.com/
http://bryanaldridge.blogspot.com
http://kuro-chan89.blogspot.com
http://hidney.blogspot.com
http://www.shekinahjane.blogspot.com

UR TAG! MUAHAHHAHAHHAH :D

ok, here's the instructions:

1. Snap / post 3 pictures of yourself, that you think is sexy.

2. It doesn't have to be revealing or showing lots of skin...maybe u think ur smile is sexy.. just post it!!

3. Explain why you think each picture is sexy..

4. Tag 5 more friends!

5. Happy Sexy-ing!!! ;D

Stupid But Totally Logic Questions...

The tittle says it all:

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?



When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?



Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?



If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?



Do people who spend RM5 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?



If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?



If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?



If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?



Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?



Got a clue...anyone?

She-eat-teas : Try to answer them.. at least one. For ur effort, u will receive a unique trophy from my she-eat-teas! ;D

I still HATE Monday

Fak Fak Fak~!!

Have to reformat my com... due to some stupid virus infection sheat!

Sorry people..

I'm in the middle of recovering my Windows Xp.. Just finish installing it (clean install).. now still waiting for these babies to install:

1. Antivirus
2. Antispyware
3. Firefox
4. YM & MSN
5. Limewire
6. Other she-eat-teas

so.. won't be updating my "Bubbling Under" and "XOXO" section today.. sorry guys and gals.

Will update A.S.A.P okay

She-eat-teas : Don't u just haaaatttteee Monday..and virus O__O

Eat right... die anyway

Good Sunday uolls!

I assume most of us (students) are on holiday rite now. Yeah... these are the time when we unleash our inner "piggy-ness"... we woke up late ~ then we eat ~ watch tv/online ~ eat again ~ go out ~ sleep late at nite.

No wonder most of us gain weight during the holidays O___O

It's no surprise tat we ate a lot of JUNK FOOD during this season. Plus, Xmas is coming soon. How bout changing tat habit.. at least for this hols?

So I present to you.. a list of healthy junk food for your menu:

1. Cucumber Hot Dog

Looks like a regular hot dog... but it's green (yikes). Taste like one too... only more "vegish" . Absolutely no fat, ver low in carbs. High in vitamin C, O, C12 and K. Don't feel like eating em? Good news! Can also be use as dildo! ;D

2. Spinach Bacon

Ahhh... Popeye's favourite meal... Green Bacon a.k.a Spinach Slice! . With the regular bacon, u gain lotsa fat and unwanted cellulite. But by eating this baby, u gain more muscle and energy to beat those nasty bitch who constantly make insult bout yo mamma. Give it a try! Fry it for 2 minutes and your good to go.

3. Veggie Burger

Should I say more? This oh-so-popular meal is the no.1 choice for vegetarians! (or models) . Made with corns, brussels sprout, lettuce, tomatoes, etc.. and sandwiched by two buns.. what's not to love about it? Easily available at all Fast Food Restaurant. Can't get em still? Well, just order the regular Beef Burger..then toss out tat meat. Wallaaah! U got urself a veggie burger too..!

4. Asparagus Fries

What goes well with burger? Fries of course! But don't u feel guilty eating emm.. imagine one stick gives u 20g of carbs.. U wouldn't wanna tat noo? Tats y... we have Aspagarus Fries! Not only it's delicious, each stickies gives u -10g of carbs. Instead of gaining 20 pounds.. u lose 20 pounds by eating this stuff! WHoa!

Asparagus Fries - The New Magic Stick. Highly recommended for bulimics! Lose weight minus the poking!

5. Green Ice Cream

Finally.. every satisfying meal must end with a tasty dessert. None could be more yummy then the Green Ice Cream! Perfect for ppl with dairy sickness and cow fobia. This yummy greeny treat is made from 10 different leafy vergetables juice... how amazing is tat?



So people.... follow my plan, and you will be the envy of your classmate. Imagine this : On the first day of class, all of them look like piggies except you.. cos instead of gaining kg's... ur losing em! Kewl hah? ;D

One last thing.. don't be afraid to try it out, cos remember this:

"YOU'RE DIFFERENT AND THAT'S SUPER!"

(gosh why did I said tat??)

She-eat-teas : I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Sentence Enhancer

Welcome to Advance English 101

Question : What do you do when you want to talk fancy?
Answer: You talk with sentence enhancer.

What are sentence enhancer?

It's a collection of word that spice up ur sentence.. For example words like : F*ck, Sh*t, As* ,etc

However

These "words: are nasty. It's not appropriate for our nice culture (rite..). So, how do you want to talk fancy, but minus the nasty-ness? Follow this steps: (credits to South Park)

Step 1

Instead of as* say buns, like:

"Kiss my buns" or
"You're a buns hole"

Step 2

Instead of sh*t say poo, as in:

"Bull poo",
"Poo head" or
"This poo is cold"

Step 3

When saying b*tch drop the t,
because Bich is Latin for Generosity

Step 4

Don't say f*ck anymore, cos it's the worst word you can say
So just use the word "Mmkay!"

Class dismiss! ;D

Bubbling Under!

Good afternoon fellow readers! :D

Notice something called "Bubbling Under" on the right column? (its left if ur a moron... jz kiddin ;D )

Well.. it's sorta like "Thought of The Day", and I will post a new one daily (or at least regularly)

Do enjoy okeh :-)

Part Time Job eh?

It's holiday season again..!
Unfortunately
It's going to be freaking long.. 2-3 months sorta like tat

My life's gonna be boring.. so boring that I might have 3rd degree burn from boredom (well tats new ;D )

So..I figure... how bout get a part time job?

At least I got some money + got things to do rite?

Well last time, I did part time at 7-Eleven & Starbucks

*But I hate working at 7E.. especially during the graveyard shift*

On the other hand,
I love my job at Starbucks! Chatting with the customers, making them espresso.. and I like the environment there. It's like my second home. (And It pays well too hehe)

Heh.. but I have to quit due some unforeseen circumstances (-__-)

*How I miss saying "I got a Double Tall Two Pump Vanilla Latte!"*

I wish I could return back to Sbux.. at least do some part time for 3 months or so.. until the holiday's over

Until then,
I'll continue my full time blogging job ;D

Frank's & Smith's

I Heart My Siblings!
All of us look so unalike .. it's like we all came form 4 different momma and daddy
Hiks ;D

Some white, some black
Some fat, some thin
But only me is special.. muakakakakka

Take a peek~! :

Diana Susan Frank, 25 years old

Juliana Frank, 22 years old

Ricky Nel Frank (urs truly), 19 years old

Frederick Bernard Smith, 7 years old

~ADORE US~ ;D

Dear Mommy

Why do you have to nag when I'm watching TV?

Why do you have to nag when I'm online/facebook-ing/blogging?

Why do you have to nag when I'm going out with my friends?

Why do you have to nag when I'm doing nothing?

Why do you have to nag when I sleep too much?

Why do you have to nag when I want to get a part-time job?

BLehhhhh...

I got nothing to do cos it's freakin holiday... stop nagging please (T__T)


P/S : But I still love you Mommy ;D

I'm Back~!!

Sorry dear readers...

Forgive me for not updating my blog for like... 3-4 months or so?
I was on a conquest to save Earth from ..emm.. Global Warming..?
But now I'm back to haunt your live! ;D

Anyway...

*Do you like the new skin? It's white.. and white... yeap*