Sentence Enhancer

Welcome to Advance English 101

Question : What do you do when you want to talk fancy?
Answer: You talk with sentence enhancer.

What are sentence enhancer?

It's a collection of word that spice up ur sentence.. For example words like : F*ck, Sh*t, As* ,etc

However

These "words: are nasty. It's not appropriate for our nice culture (rite..). So, how do you want to talk fancy, but minus the nasty-ness? Follow this steps: (credits to South Park)

Step 1

Instead of as* say buns, like:

"Kiss my buns" or
"You're a buns hole"

Step 2

Instead of sh*t say poo, as in:

"Bull poo",
"Poo head" or
"This poo is cold"

Step 3

When saying b*tch drop the t,
because Bich is Latin for Generosity

Step 4

Don't say f*ck anymore, cos it's the worst word you can say
So just use the word "Mmkay!"

Class dismiss! ;D