Wednesday, December 10, 2008

5 Great Stuff To Do When Ur Bored

Hey YA!!

I'm back with a brand new she-eat-teas for bored student on holidays! Last time, I told you how to eat right...rite?

Here's the fun part

I bet most of us are stuck at home..doing nothing. Don't u get bored doing the same thing everyday..watching tv, online, etc etc..

Worry no more, I got some solution for ya'll! 5 to be exact... so enjoy ;)

She-eat-teas presents : 5 GREAT STUFF TO DO WHEN YOUR BORED





1. SOAK CORKS
Ahhhhh.. I have to admit.. Even I enjoy doing this activity. You might think, "What the f**k?!?" But the truth is, this is one of the most relaxing & fun thing to do when ur bored.

Where to get those corks? Plenty...
1) u can get them online. there's a lot of choice there. Some thick, some long, some dark, some fair.. it's really up to u!
2) go to ur local bar.. its everywhere! people just left em behind .. waiting for people like us to pick em up

Alrite.. so u got ur corks.. it's time to soak em!! Soak em really good.. make sure it's all wet. There are a lot of techniques to soak em.. like:
1) The vacuum : When soaking corks, make sure to soak all the air out, then soak it back with warm water. Do it over and over again.
2.) The jet-plane : Soak the corks slow and steady... then slowly gain more speed.
3) The deep-T : Start by soaking it from the top... after that, slowly& gently soak the corks till u reach the very end..

How do u know if ur done? Wait for the cork to squirt some water.. and ur done with ur soaking! Walla!

*My Grandma told me..ever since she lost her teeth, she gets better at soaking corks! Heh.. apparently, u soak corks better if u don't have teeth..weird eh?*






2. EAT & PUKE



Do you eat to live or live to eat? Whatever! Main line is.. everyone eats! No one gets bored with it..rite??

SO....go and Eat Eat Eat... u don't have to worry about gaining weight, cos once u feel full.. just PUKE!
Yeap... puke that fat out! After that, eat again.. and puke some more. Fun eh? I know rite ;D






3. GET A LIPOSUCTION

So u still think ur fat? Fair enough. Get a lipo then.. or tummy tuck, whichever u likey. How come it's fun? It's not.. it's actually full of pain..and yikes... Monster Needle!! *faint*

WTF where's the fun part then?


It's post-lipo... after ur done sucking out the fatty tissue from ur system! That's the fun part... getting people jealous with ur pretty body ;D *ahaks*







4. COCK FIGHTS

What could be more fun than watching men fighting each other's cock? Too bad.. it's illegal. U can get jail if u participate in such activity. But... most people do it behind the closet

Or.. U can watch it online. Forget the address.. but it's sorta like "..tube" something. Just make sure u go to the proper channel ;D






5. HUMP THE WALL

Yes! Hump the wall! Hump Hump Hump

I just let u go crazy with ur imagination okay.. ;D

Let the picture do the talking:

*He's liking it*



So there you go.. try em all out okeh!
Hopefully school hols won't be so boring after all ;)



She-eat-teas : I have a seemingly dirty mind

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Stupid But Totally Logic Questions...


The tittle says it all:

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?



When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?



Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?



If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?



Do people who spend RM5 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?



If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?



If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?



If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?



Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?



Got a clue...anyone?

She-eat-teas : Try to answer them.. at least one. For ur effort, u will receive a unique trophy from my she-eat-teas! ;D

Monday, December 8, 2008

I still HATE Monday

Fak Fak Fak~!!

Have to reformat my com... due to some stupid virus infection sheat!

Sorry people..

I'm in the middle of recovering my Windows Xp.. Just finish installing it (clean install).. now still waiting for these babies to install:

1. Antivirus
2. Antispyware
3. Firefox
4. YM & MSN
5. Limewire
6. Other she-eat-teas

so.. won't be updating my "Bubbling Under" and "XOXO" section today.. sorry guys and gals.

Will update A.S.A.P okay

She-eat-teas : Don't u just haaaatttteee Monday..and virus O__O

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Eat right... die anyway

Good Sunday uolls!

I assume most of us (students) are on holiday rite now. Yeah... these are the time when we unleash our inner "piggy-ness"... we woke up late ~ then we eat ~ watch tv/online ~ eat again ~ go out ~ sleep late at nite.

No wonder most of us gain weight during the holidays O___O

It's no surprise tat we ate a lot of JUNK FOOD during this season. Plus, Xmas is coming soon. How bout changing tat habit.. at least for this hols?

So I present to you.. a list of healthy junk food for your menu:

1. Cucumber Hot Dog


Looks like a regular hot dog... but it's green (yikes). Taste like one too... only more "vegish" . Absolutely no fat, ver low in carbs. High in vitamin C, O, C12 and K. Don't feel like eating em? Good news! Can also be use as dildo! ;D

2. Spinach Bacon

Ahhh... Popeye's favourite meal... Green Bacon a.k.a Spinach Slice! . With the regular bacon, u gain lotsa fat and unwanted cellulite. But by eating this baby, u gain more muscle and energy to beat those nasty bitch who constantly make insult bout yo mamma. Give it a try! Fry it for 2 minutes and your good to go.

3. Veggie Burger


Should I say more? This oh-so-popular meal is the no.1 choice for vegetarians! (or models) . Made with corns, brussels sprout, lettuce, tomatoes, etc.. and sandwiched by two buns.. what's not to love about it? Easily available at all Fast Food Restaurant. Can't get em still? Well, just order the regular Beef Burger..then toss out tat meat. Wallaaah! U got urself a veggie burger too..!

4. Asparagus Fries


What goes well with burger? Fries of course! But don't u feel guilty eating emm.. imagine one stick gives u 20g of carbs.. U wouldn't wanna tat noo? Tats y... we have Aspagarus Fries! Not only it's delicious, each stickies gives u -10g of carbs. Instead of gaining 20 pounds.. u lose 20 pounds by eating this stuff! WHoa!

Asparagus Fries - The New Magic Stick. Highly recommended for bulimics! Lose weight minus the poking!

5. Green Ice Cream


Finally.. every satisfying meal must end with a tasty dessert. None could be more yummy then the Green Ice Cream! Perfect for ppl with dairy sickness and cow fobia. This yummy greeny treat is made from 10 different leafy vergetables juice... how amazing is tat?



So people.... follow my plan, and you will be the envy of your classmate. Imagine this : On the first day of class, all of them look like piggies except you.. cos instead of gaining kg's... ur losing em! Kewl hah? ;D

One last thing.. don't be afraid to try it out, cos remember this:

"YOU'RE DIFFERENT AND THAT'S SUPER!"
(gosh why did I said tat??)



She-eat-teas : I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Sentence Enhancer

Welcome to Advance English 101

Question : What do you do when you want to talk fancy?
Answer: You talk with sentence enhancer.

What are sentence enhancer?

It's a collection of word that spice up ur sentence.. For example words like : F*ck, Sh*t, As* ,etc

However

These "words: are nasty. It's not appropriate for our nice culture (rite..). So, how do you want to talk fancy, but minus the nasty-ness? Follow this steps: (credits to South Park)

Step 1

Instead of as* say buns, like:

"Kiss my buns" or
"You're a buns hole"

Step 2

Instead of sh*t say poo, as in:

"Bull poo",
"Poo head" or
"This poo is cold"

Step 3

When saying b*tch drop the t,
because Bich is Latin for Generosity

Step 4

Don't say f*ck anymore, cos it's the worst word you can say
So just use the word "Mmkay!"

Class dismiss! ;D

Friday, December 5, 2008

Bubbling Under!

Good afternoon fellow readers! :D

Notice something called "Bubbling Under" on the right column? (its left if ur a moron... jz kiddin ;D )

Well.. it's sorta like "Thought of The Day", and I will post a new one daily (or at least regularly)

Do enjoy okeh :-)

Part Time Job eh?

It's holiday season again..!
Unfortunately
It's going to be freaking long.. 2-3 months sorta like tat

My life's gonna be boring.. so boring that I might have 3rd degree burn from boredom (well tats new ;D )

So..I figure... how bout get a part time job?


At least I got some money + got things to do rite?

Well last time, I did part time at 7-Eleven & Starbucks




*But I hate working at 7E.. especially during the graveyard shift*

On the other hand,
I love my job at Starbucks! Chatting with the customers, making them espresso.. and I like the environment there. It's like my second home. (And It pays well too hehe)

Heh.. but I have to quit due some unforeseen circumstances (-__-)

*How I miss saying "I got a Double Tall Two Pump Vanilla Latte!"*

I wish I could return back to Sbux.. at least do some part time for 3 months or so.. until the holiday's over

Until then,
I'll continue my full time blogging job ;D

Dear Mommy

Why do you have to nag when I'm watching TV?

Why do you have to nag when I'm online/facebook-ing/blogging?

Why do you have to nag when I'm going out with my friends?

Why do you have to nag when I'm doing nothing?

Why do you have to nag when I sleep too much?

Why do you have to nag when I want to get a part-time job?

BLehhhhh...

I got nothing to do cos it's freakin holiday... stop nagging please (T__T)


P/S : But I still love you Mommy ;D

Thursday, December 4, 2008

I'm Back~!!

Sorry dear readers...

Forgive me for not updating my blog for like... 3-4 months or so?
I was on a conquest to save Earth from ..emm.. Global Warming..?
But now I'm back to haunt your live! ;D

Anyway...

*Do you like the new skin? It's white.. and white... yeap*