Wednesday, December 10, 2008

5 Great Stuff To Do When Ur Bored

Hey YA!!

I'm back with a brand new she-eat-teas for bored student on holidays! Last time, I told you how to eat right...rite?

Here's the fun part

I bet most of us are stuck at home..doing nothing. Don't u get bored doing the same thing everyday..watching tv, online, etc etc..

Worry no more, I got some solution for ya'll! 5 to be exact... so enjoy ;)

She-eat-teas presents : 5 GREAT STUFF TO DO WHEN YOUR BORED





1. SOAK CORKS
Ahhhhh.. I have to admit.. Even I enjoy doing this activity. You might think, "What the f**k?!?" But the truth is, this is one of the most relaxing & fun thing to do when ur bored.

Where to get those corks? Plenty...
1) u can get them online. there's a lot of choice there. Some thick, some long, some dark, some fair.. it's really up to u!
2) go to ur local bar.. its everywhere! people just left em behind .. waiting for people like us to pick em up

Alrite.. so u got ur corks.. it's time to soak em!! Soak em really good.. make sure it's all wet. There are a lot of techniques to soak em.. like:
1) The vacuum : When soaking corks, make sure to soak all the air out, then soak it back with warm water. Do it over and over again.
2.) The jet-plane : Soak the corks slow and steady... then slowly gain more speed.
3) The deep-T : Start by soaking it from the top... after that, slowly& gently soak the corks till u reach the very end..

How do u know if ur done? Wait for the cork to squirt some water.. and ur done with ur soaking! Walla!

*My Grandma told me..ever since she lost her teeth, she gets better at soaking corks! Heh.. apparently, u soak corks better if u don't have teeth..weird eh?*






2. EAT & PUKE



Do you eat to live or live to eat? Whatever! Main line is.. everyone eats! No one gets bored with it..rite??

SO....go and Eat Eat Eat... u don't have to worry about gaining weight, cos once u feel full.. just PUKE!
Yeap... puke that fat out! After that, eat again.. and puke some more. Fun eh? I know rite ;D






3. GET A LIPOSUCTION

So u still think ur fat? Fair enough. Get a lipo then.. or tummy tuck, whichever u likey. How come it's fun? It's not.. it's actually full of pain..and yikes... Monster Needle!! *faint*

WTF where's the fun part then?


It's post-lipo... after ur done sucking out the fatty tissue from ur system! That's the fun part... getting people jealous with ur pretty body ;D *ahaks*







4. COCK FIGHTS

What could be more fun than watching men fighting each other's cock? Too bad.. it's illegal. U can get jail if u participate in such activity. But... most people do it behind the closet

Or.. U can watch it online. Forget the address.. but it's sorta like "..tube" something. Just make sure u go to the proper channel ;D






5. HUMP THE WALL

Yes! Hump the wall! Hump Hump Hump

I just let u go crazy with ur imagination okay.. ;D

Let the picture do the talking:

*He's liking it*



So there you go.. try em all out okeh!
Hopefully school hols won't be so boring after all ;)



She-eat-teas : I have a seemingly dirty mind

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Stupid But Totally Logic Questions...


The tittle says it all:

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?



When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?



Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?



If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?



Do people who spend RM5 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?



If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?



If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?



If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?



Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?



Got a clue...anyone?

She-eat-teas : Try to answer them.. at least one. For ur effort, u will receive a unique trophy from my she-eat-teas! ;D

Monday, December 8, 2008

I still HATE Monday

Fak Fak Fak~!!

Have to reformat my com... due to some stupid virus infection sheat!

Sorry people..

I'm in the middle of recovering my Windows Xp.. Just finish installing it (clean install).. now still waiting for these babies to install:

1. Antivirus
2. Antispyware
3. Firefox
4. YM & MSN
5. Limewire
6. Other she-eat-teas

so.. won't be updating my "Bubbling Under" and "XOXO" section today.. sorry guys and gals.

Will update A.S.A.P okay

She-eat-teas : Don't u just haaaatttteee Monday..and virus O__O

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Eat right... die anyway

Good Sunday uolls!

I assume most of us (students) are on holiday rite now. Yeah... these are the time when we unleash our inner "piggy-ness"... we woke up late ~ then we eat ~ watch tv/online ~ eat again ~ go out ~ sleep late at nite.

No wonder most of us gain weight during the holidays O___O

It's no surprise tat we ate a lot of JUNK FOOD during this season. Plus, Xmas is coming soon. How bout changing tat habit.. at least for this hols?

So I present to you.. a list of healthy junk food for your menu:

1. Cucumber Hot Dog


Looks like a regular hot dog... but it's green (yikes). Taste like one too... only more "vegish" . Absolutely no fat, ver low in carbs. High in vitamin C, O, C12 and K. Don't feel like eating em? Good news! Can also be use as dildo! ;D

2. Spinach Bacon

Ahhh... Popeye's favourite meal... Green Bacon a.k.a Spinach Slice! . With the regular bacon, u gain lotsa fat and unwanted cellulite. But by eating this baby, u gain more muscle and energy to beat those nasty bitch who constantly make insult bout yo mamma. Give it a try! Fry it for 2 minutes and your good to go.

3. Veggie Burger


Should I say more? This oh-so-popular meal is the no.1 choice for vegetarians! (or models) . Made with corns, brussels sprout, lettuce, tomatoes, etc.. and sandwiched by two buns.. what's not to love about it? Easily available at all Fast Food Restaurant. Can't get em still? Well, just order the regular Beef Burger..then toss out tat meat. Wallaaah! U got urself a veggie burger too..!

4. Asparagus Fries


What goes well with burger? Fries of course! But don't u feel guilty eating emm.. imagine one stick gives u 20g of carbs.. U wouldn't wanna tat noo? Tats y... we have Aspagarus Fries! Not only it's delicious, each stickies gives u -10g of carbs. Instead of gaining 20 pounds.. u lose 20 pounds by eating this stuff! WHoa!

Asparagus Fries - The New Magic Stick. Highly recommended for bulimics! Lose weight minus the poking!

5. Green Ice Cream


Finally.. every satisfying meal must end with a tasty dessert. None could be more yummy then the Green Ice Cream! Perfect for ppl with dairy sickness and cow fobia. This yummy greeny treat is made from 10 different leafy vergetables juice... how amazing is tat?



So people.... follow my plan, and you will be the envy of your classmate. Imagine this : On the first day of class, all of them look like piggies except you.. cos instead of gaining kg's... ur losing em! Kewl hah? ;D

One last thing.. don't be afraid to try it out, cos remember this:

"YOU'RE DIFFERENT AND THAT'S SUPER!"
(gosh why did I said tat??)



She-eat-teas : I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Sentence Enhancer

Welcome to Advance English 101

Question : What do you do when you want to talk fancy?
Answer: You talk with sentence enhancer.

What are sentence enhancer?

It's a collection of word that spice up ur sentence.. For example words like : F*ck, Sh*t, As* ,etc

However

These "words: are nasty. It's not appropriate for our nice culture (rite..). So, how do you want to talk fancy, but minus the nasty-ness? Follow this steps: (credits to South Park)

Step 1

Instead of as* say buns, like:

"Kiss my buns" or
"You're a buns hole"

Step 2

Instead of sh*t say poo, as in:

"Bull poo",
"Poo head" or
"This poo is cold"

Step 3

When saying b*tch drop the t,
because Bich is Latin for Generosity

Step 4

Don't say f*ck anymore, cos it's the worst word you can say
So just use the word "Mmkay!"

Class dismiss! ;D

Friday, December 5, 2008

Bubbling Under!

Good afternoon fellow readers! :D

Notice something called "Bubbling Under" on the right column? (its left if ur a moron... jz kiddin ;D )

Well.. it's sorta like "Thought of The Day", and I will post a new one daily (or at least regularly)

Do enjoy okeh :-)

Part Time Job eh?

It's holiday season again..!
Unfortunately
It's going to be freaking long.. 2-3 months sorta like tat

My life's gonna be boring.. so boring that I might have 3rd degree burn from boredom (well tats new ;D )

So..I figure... how bout get a part time job?


At least I got some money + got things to do rite?

Well last time, I did part time at 7-Eleven & Starbucks




*But I hate working at 7E.. especially during the graveyard shift*

On the other hand,
I love my job at Starbucks! Chatting with the customers, making them espresso.. and I like the environment there. It's like my second home. (And It pays well too hehe)

Heh.. but I have to quit due some unforeseen circumstances (-__-)

*How I miss saying "I got a Double Tall Two Pump Vanilla Latte!"*

I wish I could return back to Sbux.. at least do some part time for 3 months or so.. until the holiday's over

Until then,
I'll continue my full time blogging job ;D

Dear Mommy

Why do you have to nag when I'm watching TV?

Why do you have to nag when I'm online/facebook-ing/blogging?

Why do you have to nag when I'm going out with my friends?

Why do you have to nag when I'm doing nothing?

Why do you have to nag when I sleep too much?

Why do you have to nag when I want to get a part-time job?

BLehhhhh...

I got nothing to do cos it's freakin holiday... stop nagging please (T__T)


P/S : But I still love you Mommy ;D

Thursday, December 4, 2008

I'm Back~!!

Sorry dear readers...

Forgive me for not updating my blog for like... 3-4 months or so?
I was on a conquest to save Earth from ..emm.. Global Warming..?
But now I'm back to haunt your live! ;D

Anyway...

*Do you like the new skin? It's white.. and white... yeap*

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Harry Porter & The Half Blood Prince

WEEEEEEEEEE... THE NEW HARRY PORTER TRAILER IS OUT!!!

*yes.. its official*



ENJOY!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Cliche In A Relationship?

"Hie baby.... I love u so much baby"
"I know honey. You told me everyday."
"But I do love you."
"I understand, but you don't need to repeat it all the time"

*pengsan* T__T

Morning to all my readers! Does the dialog above sounds familiar?

Those are of the relationship cliche. It's not a bad thing actually... only that its kinda annoying. It's good if u let ur partner know that u love him/her every now and then.. but if u keep telling him/her in the same way, don't u think they will get bored?

Imagine this:

Your breakfast : chicken rice
Your lunch : chicken rice
Your dinner : chicken rice

Like that's a lot of cock..ermm I mean chicken. Come on... IT IS IMPORTANT TO CONSUME FOOD EVEYRDAY, BUT IF U KEEP ON EATING THE SAME THING, U WILL GET BORED WITH IT.

Same goes for love. Get it oready?

It aint wrong to be romantic, but add some flavour to your love life to avoid boredom.

There's tons of ways to express "I LOVE YOU" .In fact, action is louder than words. If you love him/her, than show it, not only by saying it.

Of course every couple would like to hear those magic word, but why not say it only when u mean it? =P

Buy some rose, give presents, make some suprise... there's all sorts of way to show it. So start ur creative engine people!

~GOOD LUCK~ (^_^)







Ghost fo Real?

SOURCE : BERITA HARIAN (http://www.bharian.com.my/Current_News/BH/Wednesday/Nasional/20080730002234/Article/index_html)

Ok... like I was so shock with this news. It was so popular that Berita Harian was sold out today (in Kuching I mean)

According to the news:

Nasron Jaffar, 31 (pictured below), spend a nite in a resort at Kuantan with his wife, Wan Nafisah, 30.
So around 11.44pm, 27th July 2008, tat guy took some shot around the room (to test his new camera-phone). As he was looking through the images.. one of the images spook em. It was an image of a guy in white (kain kafan). See below

*DUE TO EXTREME DEMAND, THE GHOSTLY PIC HAS BEEN REMOVED. SORRY*
YIKES!

Some say that "ghost" looks like a transsexual.. cos he has thin brow & some moustache..

Others suggest tat mustache might be his blood...coming from his nose..

HRMMMM *___* no comment..

But is it real?

~CRAZY~


Here's sumthing i like to share with u guys : "Don't be scared to be Crazy" .There's a saying (more like a lyric of a song =D ) :

"we're never gonna survive, unless we get a little crazy"

No man in this world can ever live happily without doing crazy stuff.
Being insane once in a while is wut keeping us sane.


In relationship, we need to be CRAZY to spice things up..
so that our love life won't be so dull

In our studies/work, we need to be CRAZY
so that we wont get overstressed


And once in a while, I bet most of us have done crazy stuff with
our family/friends.
Don't u think its fun?


So brothers and sisters.. .go out and spread the craziness.
If u guys planning to live long, live life to the fullest!

Cheers =)



Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Physical Attraction

How many of u guys are Single? Raise ur hand!! *Rite...like I can see em*

So, I bet most of u will prefer someone who is attractive/handsome/beautiful with nice physical body.. to be ur couple
*I mean who doesn't*

But does physical attraction really matters?

For me, its not really important. Its more like a bonus.

My criteria's are :
Maturity
Have goals in life
Able to act professionally
Serious in a relationship
Honesty

To conclude, looks aren't everything. As long as it is nice to see.. then it's more than enough. What attract me most is the personality of tat person.

Show Off?!

"Cik Giah...lama tak jumpa!"
"Iyelah Cik Pok.. nie ha bz ngan family"
"Oh iye...amboi Cik Giah... cantik gelang tu..suami beli ke?"
"Ahh.. yang nie? Biasa ajer nie Cik Pok. Cincin tu mana kau dapat?"

Familiar with those drama? Hehe..

Well, I bet all of u guys done it before (showing off) .Why do people want to show off? Is it a bad thing or a good thing?

Firstly... showing off is a common thing in the animal kingdom. Just look at those peacocks.. when it's mating season, he will flaunt his beautiful plumage to attract the lady's


The bigger, the better

Same thing for human. Girls are more attracted to guys with big bulge..and vice versa

~WOOOPPSSS... OUT OF TOPIC!!~

Ok, the thing is.. actually it's not bad to show off what u got. U know wut they say, :
"If you got it, flaunt it"
Yeah work it Trya!
But showing more than what we have is just plain arrogance. Period

Even worst, when u show off but end up looking stupid *___*

On the other hand, not showing off entirely is just like false humilty/modesty ..a.k.a PLASTIC. Yeah, it's good if we want to be modest or low profile.. but once in a while why not let people see ur "inner shine".

So the key is to do it in MODERATION. There's nothing wrong if u want to gain attention, but do it in a subtle way. Otherwise.. ppl will assume u as an ignorant jerk. (in Malay language, its "KEKWAT")


Monday, July 28, 2008

Dare To Change

gewd afternoon u all!! :D

have u ever been in a situation, whereby u blame other people/mother nature/God/etc .. when u have a problem?

well I do, and I bet most of u guys do it too.. well at least once.

The thing is, it's hard for us to accept that its our own mistake sumtimes. We are human.. and we are bound to make mistake. So it does not hurt to change ourself..

*NO... i dont mean change this sort of way.. but its up 2 u guys hehe*

What i mean is, change ur attitude and personality... now do u get it?

Yeah.. its true what people say.. BE URSELF...

But sumtimes.. changing ur attitude might resolve ur problems. Turn ur negative into positive... turn ur weakness into strength..

So don't be scared to Change... be it mentality, spritually, personalilty.. or even appearance. Just remember to keep ur values.

So next time.. if ur angry & furstrated.. think back. Don't blame the world because it gives u problems... but instead embrace it as a challenge to better urself

I'm Starting With The Man In The Mirror
I'm Asking Him To Change His Ways
And No Message Could Have Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World A Better Place
Take A Look At Yourself, And Then Make A Change


Good Luck! =)

Farewell

Two of the best gals of limkokwing kuching are leaving the college... huhuhuhuhu *sad* :(

Gonna miss u all... KEEP IN TOUCH OK!

Gina, the one smiling with her eyes closed =D . She's moving to Swinburne, taking Degree in Business



Angel (at the center).. going to Limkokwing Cyberjaya for Degree in Graphic Design

U guys take care ok =)

Monday Morning..

Don't u just LOVVVEEEE Monday morning? hehehehe =D

woke up this morning.. and guess wut? I have some visitors coming over for bfast =P
tats my neighbor's cat... TamTam. she loves crashing at my place muahahaha...

Say hello to Comot... he's a stray cat. Always come to my house for food hehe

Thank God i still have some Whiskas left.. (but its for kitten though)
TamTam kinda like it... she must be starving. Dunno why my neighbor didn't feed em.. *oopps*

On the other hand, Comot hates it. He just stare at me..asking me to give him some less fancy food *__*

Bye2 kitties!! :D

Sunday, July 27, 2008

The Love Triangle


From Wikipedia:
A love triangle is a romantic relationship involving three people. While it can refer to two people independently romantically linked with a third, it usually implies that each of the three people has some kind of relationship to the other two.


Well...now that's settle.

So, I bet all of u must have been through this situation too. U know, the classic tale of u having a gf/bf, and he/she cheats on u with another guy/girl. (or could be vice versa..who knows =P )

So, yeah... me myself went through this experience last year. My own friend, had an affair with my other half... huhuuhu..

So if this happen to u all... what would u guys do?

*simbah asid ke muka diorang!!!!!


muahahahahahahaha =D ...

Well, it depends. Me myself, end up forgiving both of them (but.. i did broke up with my other half). But.. I can't never forget it.

Anyways, its been a year already... and I haven't heard from them ever since.

Well that's life.. u just have to accept it. But anywho... I'm seeing sumone else now (yeayyyy!!!) and things are quite good between us =) . I must say.. this person tat I'm seeing rite now...... is wayyyyyy better than all the suckers in my life *ooppsss...out of topic*

I guess when we face difficult situation like this... it's totally up to us to decide what's best. U can forgive them.. or u can forgive one of them.. etc..

*But don't u just get tired will all their nonsense.. I mean different story from each of them*

hmmm... the rest i leave it for u guys to think ... until then..chow!! =D

My First Step

Guys & Gals.. WELCOME TO MY BLOG-THINGY!!

Finally, after all of this year.. a blog from me is born..muahahahaha...

*where's my red carpet??
boooohhhooooo.. by the way.. fans out there... do wait for my "first post" okeh.. rite now.. im kinda bz with.. stuff =P

k..till next time..chow..bye2 and take care!!!

*paluan kompang cepat!!!!



muakakakakakakak .... =D