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Monday, February 16, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
TV & Lappy would be your best friends.
So I watch a lot of Top Models (TV & web), from the usual America's Next Top Model, to British NTM, Australia NTM, Canada NTM, etc.
Hmmm.. apparently, some blog were doing the same thing too. They host their own version of "Next Top Model". How? Well.. they invite participants to submit pictures according to specific theme. Then, there's the usual judging time & elimination. U can see the example here , http://g4m-ntm.blogspot.com
Being a copy-cat myself(hehe), why don't I do the same thing too? Except, I just grab any pic from the net & post it here & laugh and it hahaha :D
Shall we get started then?
Okay..this is the first photoshoot. We have 9 contestants..and the theme is "Geek Chic". So models, (model kah?), u suppose to become a trendy geek... as in, look like a dork, but still high-fashion.
*For this round, credits to http://g4m-ntm.blogspot.com. Sorry I grab ur picta ;D *
S.E.T : I like this pic, but I don't love it. It's cute & cheeky, but it doesn't potray "chic".
Hmm, looks more like a photoshoot for softcore porn. Have you watched "Naughty America"?
*pengsan*. Yeah sorta like that.
The next name I'm going to call, is Evian
S.E.T : Hmmm.... the look is there. But you look stiff. There's no fire from you, no attitude
at all. I can't say anything more.. because, this is really a boring picta
Next, I'm going to call Jameca.
S.E.T : The picture is 50% good. What I mean is, the upper half is ok, but the bottom half..
pure disaster. The green pants, those rainbow socks.. it looks tacky. Like eww. But good
effort though, you're almost there
Horhe..This is your best shotS.E.T : I don't get it... are u bored with the shot? This is a bad picture. No expression
at all. i just hope, that dat car behind u, will knock you over.. so that, at least we can
see a bit of drama there.
Ungka, you're next.S.E.T : I think this is one the weakest shot here. You look stiff & dead, almost like
a manequin. Even the car behind you looks better.
Ok. Yenna, can you step forward. This is your best shot.S.E.T : This is actually not bad. But, it's not complimenting the theme yet. Owh yeah,
the light... the light!! That's very important, you face should focus on the light!
Next name I'm going to call, is Mikko. Here's your shot
S.E.T : This is quite good! The style works, good pose - not too over the top,
not too boring, just nice. And I like the effect too. Good job!
Stevie. You're next! Here's your best shotS.E.T : Owh..dahling.. I love this! It's perfect! The lighting, the attitude, it's just
goes well together. It's good enough for and ad campaign. Well done! I think is the best
shot out of the bunch
Last but not least, Pong. Here's your best shotS.E.T : Owh no..... why did you closed you eyes? I Just want to shake you so that u would
wake up!It will be a pretty good shot, if you just give us more "ummpH"
Ok, thank you models. The Bloggers will now deliberate, and give their comments. You may leave the room.
*Ok.. so readers, bloggers.. give ur comments too occay! Who shouls stay, who should go*
>>>Next time, on Part 2 : Battle of the Bloggers! S.E.T will once again, attempt to grab picta from fellow bloggers and put them to center stage! Muahahaha...<<<<
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
I'm back with a brand new she-eat-teas for bored student on holidays! Last time, I told you how to eat right...rite?
Here's the fun part
I bet most of us are stuck at home..doing nothing. Don't u get bored doing the same thing everyday..watching tv, online, etc etc..
Worry no more, I got some solution for ya'll! 5 to be exact... so enjoy ;)
Where to get those corks? Plenty...
1) u can get them online. there's a lot of choice there. Some thick, some long, some dark, some fair.. it's really up to u!
2) go to ur local bar.. its everywhere! people just left em behind .. waiting for people like us to pick em up
Alrite.. so u got ur corks.. it's time to soak em!! Soak em really good.. make sure it's all wet. There are a lot of techniques to soak em.. like:
1) The vacuum : When soaking corks, make sure to soak all the air out, then soak it back with warm water. Do it over and over again.
2.) The jet-plane : Soak the corks slow and steady... then slowly gain more speed.
3) The deep-T : Start by soaking it from the top... after that, slowly& gently soak the corks till u reach the very end..
How do u know if ur done? Wait for the cork to squirt some water.. and ur done with ur soaking! Walla!
*My Grandma told me..ever since she lost her teeth, she gets better at soaking corks! Heh.. apparently, u soak corks better if u don't have teeth..weird eh?*
Do you eat to live or live to eat? Whatever! Main line is.. everyone eats! No one gets bored with it..rite??
SO....go and Eat Eat Eat... u don't have to worry about gaining weight, cos once u feel full.. just PUKE!
Yeap... puke that fat out! After that, eat again.. and puke some more. Fun eh? I know rite ;D
So u still think ur fat? Fair enough. Get a lipo then.. or tummy tuck, whichever u likey. How come it's fun? It's not.. it's actually full of pain..and yikes... Monster Needle!! *faint*
WTF where's the fun part then?
It's post-lipo... after ur done sucking out the fatty tissue from ur system! That's the fun part... getting people jealous with ur pretty body ;D *ahaks*
What could be more fun than watching men fighting each other's cock? Too bad.. it's illegal. U can get jail if u participate in such activity. But... most people do it behind the closet
Or.. U can watch it online. Forget the address.. but it's sorta like "..tube" something. Just make sure u go to the proper channel ;D
Yes! Hump the wall! Hump Hump Hump
I just let u go crazy with ur imagination okay.. ;D
Let the picture do the talking:
*He's liking it*
So there you go.. try em all out okeh!
Hopefully school hols won't be so boring after all ;)
She-eat-teas : I have a seemingly dirty mind
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
The tittle says it all:
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Do people who spend RM5 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Got a clue...anyone?
She-eat-teas : Try to answer them.. at least one. For ur effort, u will receive a unique trophy from my she-eat-teas! ;D
Monday, December 8, 2008
Have to reformat my com... due to some stupid virus infection sheat!
I'm in the middle of recovering my Windows Xp.. Just finish installing it (clean install).. now still waiting for these babies to install:
4. YM & MSN
6. Other she-eat-teas
so.. won't be updating my "Bubbling Under" and "XOXO" section today.. sorry guys and gals.
Will update A.S.A.P okay
She-eat-teas : Don't u just haaaatttteee Monday..and virus O__O
Sunday, December 7, 2008
I assume most of us (students) are on holiday rite now. Yeah... these are the time when we unleash our inner "piggy-ness"... we woke up late ~ then we eat ~ watch tv/online ~ eat again ~ go out ~ sleep late at nite.
No wonder most of us gain weight during the holidays O___O
It's no surprise tat we ate a lot of JUNK FOOD during this season. Plus, Xmas is coming soon. How bout changing tat habit.. at least for this hols?
So I present to you.. a list of healthy junk food for your menu:
Looks like a regular hot dog... but it's green (yikes). Taste like one too... only more "vegish" . Absolutely no fat, ver low in carbs. High in vitamin C, O, C12 and K. Don't feel like eating em? Good news! Can also be use as dildo! ;D
Ahhh... Popeye's favourite meal... Green Bacon a.k.a Spinach Slice! . With the regular bacon, u gain lotsa fat and unwanted cellulite. But by eating this baby, u gain more muscle and energy to beat those nasty bitch who constantly make insult bout yo mamma. Give it a try! Fry it for 2 minutes and your good to go.
Should I say more? This oh-so-popular meal is the no.1 choice for vegetarians! (or models) . Made with corns, brussels sprout, lettuce, tomatoes, etc.. and sandwiched by two buns.. what's not to love about it? Easily available at all Fast Food Restaurant. Can't get em still? Well, just order the regular Beef Burger..then toss out tat meat. Wallaaah! U got urself a veggie burger too..!
What goes well with burger? Fries of course! But don't u feel guilty eating emm.. imagine one stick gives u 20g of carbs.. U wouldn't wanna tat noo? Tats y... we have Aspagarus Fries! Not only it's delicious, each stickies gives u -10g of carbs. Instead of gaining 20 pounds.. u lose 20 pounds by eating this stuff! WHoa!
Asparagus Fries - The New Magic Stick. Highly recommended for bulimics! Lose weight minus the poking!
Finally.. every satisfying meal must end with a tasty dessert. None could be more yummy then the Green Ice Cream! Perfect for ppl with dairy sickness and cow fobia. This yummy greeny treat is made from 10 different leafy vergetables juice... how amazing is tat?
So people.... follow my plan, and you will be the envy of your classmate. Imagine this : On the first day of class, all of them look like piggies except you.. cos instead of gaining kg's... ur losing em! Kewl hah? ;D
One last thing.. don't be afraid to try it out, cos remember this:
She-eat-teas : I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.